Now, bring on the victuals, ye scalawags!

Ay! This be a mighty fine cake! Flowers and butterflies good enough for the scurviest wenches in all of Tortola. ARRR!
And what have we here?
And what do me eyes be seein'?

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ARRR! More daisies! And rickrack! Rickrack's a piratey word! ARRR!
ARRR! More daisies! And rickrack! Rickrack's a piratey word! ARRR!
This pretty be the fairest I've seen in many a winter!
By the powers! I feel like I be in Fiddler's Green! Where's me spyglass?
Avast! Feast yer eyes on the fairest maiden this side of Biminy:

Alas! Ahoy! Avast! Aye! um... grog! I be needin' a closer gander at this here winsome wench:

Aye, she be sweet as spiced wine, but now...We wants the redhead!

Arrr, tharrr she be.
Shiver me timbers, the redhead's a MERMAID?!? Never ye mind, lads, we'd best be hauling anchor to fairer ports; the Cap'n, he be waiting.

Aye, ye never be wantin' to rile the Cap'n; he packs a right nasty left hook.
(Ahoy, be it a mite smelly in here, or is that just Smee?)
Do ye have a pretty confection to be sendin' us? Well, get off yer doubloons, ye lily livered scurvy dogs, and send them to sundaysweets(at)cakewrecks.com! ARRR!
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